Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Paris' Album a 'Certified Flop'

Record industry geeks are calling PARIS HILTON's debut album a "certified flop" after it sold just 75,000 copies in the U.S. during its first week out. How bad is that? Well, consider that X-TINA's new disc sold 320,000 and you get the drift. Tongues are wagging that the heir-head is devastated and that producer SCOTT STORCH is calling her hourly to berate her. Poor Paris! Guess she'll have to give up her lifelong dream of singing and embrace her 9-to-5 grind of giving head and spreading herpes.

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