Mel Skates Off: No Jail!

Mad Max strikes again! While everyone's busy obsessing about JONBENET RAMSEY, MEL GIBSON quietly pleaded no contest to those drunk-driving charges in Malibu. His attorneys sneakily moved up his arraignment to today and then argued for a super light sentence: no jail time, 3 years probation, $1,300 fine, a year's worth of weekly AA meetings and a "restricted license" for 90 days. No comment was available from Sgt. "Sugar Tits"! (The L.A. Sherrifs' deputy he nicknamed during his drunken tirade in the Malibu drunk tank.)

posted by Roxie @ 12:33 PM