Thursday, August 17, 2006

Mel Skates Off: No Jail!

Mad Max strikes again! While everyone's busy obsessing about JONBENET RAMSEY, MEL GIBSON quietly pleaded no contest to those drunk-driving charges in Malibu. His attorneys sneakily moved up his arraignment to today and then argued for a super light sentence: no jail time, 3 years probation, $1,300 fine, a year's worth of weekly AA meetings and a "restricted license" for 90 days. No comment was available from Sgt. "Sugar Tits"! (The L.A. Sherrifs' deputy he nicknamed during his drunken tirade in the Malibu drunk tank.)


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