Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Counting, Counting with Kristy Swanson

Ah, the perils of skipping "Sesame Street." Specially abled blonde actress KRISTY SWANSON seemed shocked to learn on last night's "Skating with Celebrities" that "47" is actually less than "49." "What the hell are you talking about? I'm confused!" the former "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" fumed, after being informed that her skating score of 49.1 was high enough to qualify for another round and that she had NOT, in fact, been kicked off the show. (Knock-kneed DEBORAH GIBSON landed the woeful lowest score of the night, 47.9, and was eliminated.) It's not all Kristy's fault however. Her macho skating partner, LLOYD EISLER, swung her around in so many lifts and spins that she actually scraped the ice on her chest and face and was bleeding from her chin by the end.

The show's crowdpleasers, of course, were NANCY KERRIGAN and "Full House" stooge DAVE COULIER, who performed in drag. (Which reminds me, am I the only one who thinks of ALANNIS MORISSETTE and "You Oughta Know" when Dave takes the ice? Holla if you know what I mean.)

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At 5:53 PM, Blogger Wendolene said...

I know it's a little late, but I absolutely know what you mean. :)

At 2:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I gotcha too! ;-)


At 4:32 PM, Anonymous Roxie said...

so funny! Thanks, ladies!


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