Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Isaac Will Grope Again

Pervy fashion designer and E! correspondent ISAAC MIZRAHI will return to the red carpet for the Oscars on March 5, despite feeling up SCARLETT JOHANNSSON's boob and asking EVA LONGORIA about her "hair down there" at the Golden Globes. "I'm sorry, I can't help myself," gay groper Mizrahi said, when called on by co-commentators RYAN SEACREST and GIULIANA DePANDI to defend his confusing display of heterosexuality. Who will his next victim be? I'm hoping for RUSSELL CROWE. If he's got a phone on him, watch out! In any case, see Isaac squeezing Scarlett's melons below.



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