Indiana Jones and the Bedpan of Doom

Like all crotchety, old men, HARRISON FORD is losing touch with reality. The aging action star is threatening yet again to star in a new "Indiana Jones" sequel and says whippersnappers STEVEN SPIELBERG and GEORGE LUCAS better pony up a script but quick! "I haven't felt this positive about it happening in a long time," the 63-year-old geezer says, "but if it doesn't happen in the next two years we should all forget it." Consider it forgotten! If you saw the Golden Globes on Monday, you probably noticed that Ford nearly broke a hip just walking out on-stage.

More Action Hero Tidbits

Agent Mulder, DAVID DUCHOVNY, apparently wants to be the new "Incredible Hulk" in the upcoming sequel. Hot Aussie ERIC BANA wisely pulled out of the project when he found out it was going straight to DVD. Can stringbean Duchovny fill the Hulk's torn britches? Ponder that while you enjoy this pic of the hottest Superman yet, BRANDON ROUTH. (More "Superman Returns" pics here):

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