Friday, February 03, 2006

Paris Violated -- Again

"Gaw, people just, like, suck"! PARIS HILTON was overheard to say recently. After losing her chihuahua, her sex tape and any shred of self-respect, the heir-head has misplaced her personal diaries, pictures and, now, even furniture. A creepy guy in Phoenix claims to have Paris' most intimate items after they were tossed out of a public storage locker for non-payment of rent. Paris' rep admitted that yes, the junk is hers and includes "18 diaries in which Hilton recounts past sexual dalliances, celebrity encounters and other adventures. Also included are photographs of Hilton at 'wild parties' on yachts and in private homes, as well as her computers, clothing, videos and furniture." The creepy dude is asking $20 million in exchange for the stuff. But at this point, he should probably just hold a 99 cent sale. I mean, is there anyone left who hasn't seen this girl's privates already?

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