Paris: 'I'm not a Slut, But My Friends Are'

In a rare brush with reality, PARIS HILTON responded to bloggers' claims that she is "just an oversized human condom" and "a fart in a mitten. You know it's there, you can't stand it, but you can't get rid of it" on TMZ.com this week. However, in true heir-head fashion, the sex-tape queen countered by blaming the diseased hosebags she surrounds herself with. "I'm not a slut," she told TMZ editor HARVEY LEVIN. "I'm far less promiscuous than any of my friends." Ahh, yes. That may in fact be true, for someone who hangs out with PAM ANDERSON and PAULY SHORE (see below), but, if that's the case, couldn't she just buy new friends? Harvey ambushed Paris with her publicist ELLIOTT MINTZ, and amazingly read these insults to her face. I'm not saying this is great gonzo journalism, because the whole thing looks and feels like a complete set-up between Harvey and her publicist from start to finish, right down to the part where she says she "cries" sometimes because of all the hurtful haters. Still, it has a certain TARA REID's-boob-out-on-the-red-carpet quality. You want to look away, but you just can't! (Sorta like this Pauly/Paris photo -- shudder). See the video interview here.

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