Suri Cruise: Think Nice Things or Her Alien Brethren Will Vaporize Yer A$$

It's entirely possible I may have had too much Kahlua when I wrote that headline but I can't stop thinking about that scene from "War of the Worlds"! As you've no doubt heard, TOM and KATIE agreed to let their darling alien infant be photographed by Vanity Fair and she is quite the adorable blue-eyed, black-haired little moppet. CBS Evening News scooped the world with these photos on their nightly newscast. Let me be the first to say that she doesn't look at all extraterrestrial, even with those strangely almond-shaped eyes that are boring, boring into my skull ....

posted by Roxie @ 11:37 PM