Thursday, March 16, 2006

Don't Mess With Brooke Hogan

If you try to mack on Hollywood hottie BROOKE HOGAN, prepare to get stomped by her dad HULK HOGAN, brother! Brooke is the smokin' hot teenage daughter of the technicolor wrestler and star of VH1's reality show "Hogan Knows Best." The fam was on HOWARD STERN this morning talking about filming the show and how a certain cameraman kept barging in on 16-year-old Brooke while she was changing in her room.
"He just completely didn't knock and walked in and I was completely nude," she says, "and then it happened again and again and again. I think he likes seeing me nude. He'd be like, 'Sorry,' and close the door and stuff. He was polite about it but it had to come to an end because I knew my dad would take his life. Remember that?" she then asked her dad. "No, you didn't tell me that," Hulk replied. "I'm gonna kill that f(*&%'in Josh." Hulk isn't kidding. He revealed that DON VITO, the fat creepy bastard from "Viva La Bam," grabbed young Brooke on the red carpet at the Grammys and Hulk hit him so hard he was "bleeding."
"He's crazy," Brooke said. "He's like, 'Oh my God, lemme touch her.' I was 16. I was a little bit shocked." Hulk explained, "I just grabbed him and whacked him in the side." Moments later, Don was mysteriously bleeding. It's not entirely Don's fault however. I mean, if your jail bait daughter is dressing like a porn star, you might wanna put the brakes on that booty!

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