Natalie Portman Is a Bad-Ass Gangsta Biatch

I never thought I'd be scared of a 90-pound white girl until I saw NATALIE PORTMAN's rap video. It's from the same "SNL" posse who came up with the "Chronicles of Narnia" and features the adorable waif screaming about wanting to "drink and fight and eff all night" while wailing on some adoring fans. Nat kicks ass below. Enjoy!



Despite her mad rappin' skills, a new interview in the upcoming Vanity Fair (on stands March 14) proves that Natalie is still a good girl. She tells the mag:

"I'm not super-scandalous, but I've had drunken nights out, you know? I don't court it, I don't go out every night. I don't date famous people most of the time. I saw cocaine for the first time a month ago in Spain. I mean, for the first time in my life somebody was like, 'You want a line?' I was like, 'Oh, my God!'"

Apparently her wackiness is confined to not wearing "leather" or any "animal products." The article says, "Portman is a strict vegetarian, and that extends to the materials she lets touch her skin. She sniffs handbags to make sure they don't contain a trace of leather, and wears sneakers almost every day."

Sniffing handbags? What is that? Sounds sooo WINONA RYDER. Must be the new Rodeo Drive high!

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posted by Roxie @ 4:27 PM