Thursday, March 23, 2006

Oh No, They Killed Chef!

"South Park"'s beloved lunch king met a sad and bloody end in last night's season premiere of the cartoon, following a feud between star ISAAC HAYES and creators MATT STONE and TREY PARKER. Hayes, who provides the deep sultry voice of the cafeteria cook, is a Scientologist and objected to the animators' depiction of the alien-worshipping sect in the now-infamous TOM CRUISE "Trapped in the Closet" episode. Hayes said he could no longer support a show that disrespected religion and resigned March 13, while evil geniuses Matt and Trey argued that he never had any problem with the show when they made fun of other religions. So they struck back by writing a new episode in which Chef returns acting "strangely" after having been "brainwashed" by a child-molesting cult known as the "Super Adventurers' Club." Using dialogue pasted together from Hayes' previous years on the show, they had the last laugh as poor Chef wound up tragically falling to his death from a rope bridge and being eating alive by a bear and a lion. I must be getting softer than Cartman's backside because I have to say it was kinda sad to see poor Chef torn to a bloody pulp after all these years. Poor old chocolate salty balls...

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At 7:49 AM, Blogger djn said...

Brilliant! Way to strike back!


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