Monday, April 10, 2006

Gwyneth Hatches Another Kooky Baby Name

Congratulations to GWYNETH PALTROW, who delivered a baby boy over the weekend! And by "delivered," of course, I mean hired a team of doctors and nurses, rented the poshest hospital suite in town and scheduled a C-section, presumably while getting a mani-pedi simultaneously. C-sections are the latest star fad, don'tchaknow? Just ask MADGE. In any case, APPLE now has a brother, who Gwynnie joked earlier about naming Mortimer -- or Milton, was it? But it turns out, she has decided on MOSES. Suddenly, Apple seems downright cute, don't it?

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At 10:30 AM, Blogger danni said...

God Good. I am begining to think celebs do things just to get a mention on celebrity religion

At 8:50 PM, Blogger djn said...



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