Giant Eva Longoria Poster Angers Alien Warlords
The Gorgamatron Tribe of the 9th Lunar Galaxy gathered its armed deathfleet and headed towards Earth today after a giant poster of "Desperate Housewives" star EVA LONGORIA was unveiled in the Nevada desert. The 75-foot x 110-foot image of the bikinied bimbette was erected by Maxim magazine to celebrate its 100th issue and can reportedly be seen by orbiting satellites. It worked a little too well, however, and, in fact, showed up on the warmongering Gorgamatrons' radar, giving them the earth-bound target they need to lay siege. Gather your canned goods, folks, or prepare to be bantha fodder!
Technorati: eva + entertainment + celebrities + maxim + star wars
posted by Roxie @ 4:32 PM
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