Friday, March 31, 2006

Cranky Harrison Ford Hates Internet Gossips

Grumpy old man HARRISON FORD declared he "hates the Internet," because it means anyone can spread malicious gossip about him, according to WENN News. The once-hunky actor, who plays a computer-security specialist in his latest film "Firewall," said he sees a need to censor his words to avoid being misrepresented online. Gee, I can't imagine what he means! With veins a poppin' out of his neck, he growled, "The worst thing about the Internet is that anything and everything is up for grabs! How can that be, when I limit my public conversations to about once every couple of years? Any kind of rubbish goes on the Internet and it can have a f**king life of its own." At this point, shouldn't Harrison be grateful he gets any kind of publicity at all? Hold on, this response just in ... "Dear Harrison, I hate you too. Love, The Internet."

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