Thursday, March 30, 2006

Joey Ditches Wife, Keeps Lame Sitcom

MATT LeBLANC is splitting from wife MELISSA, the National Enquirer announced today, in a move that even Chandler and Joey's "chick and duck" could have seen coming.

Flash back to last summer, when LeBlanc ran to the tab claiming he was "led astray" by a "sexually aggressive" stripper at a Canadian joint called Monty's, described simply as an "all-nude strip club."

In the story headlined "My Wild Night With a Stripper," the actor admitted he was drunk and "nearly cheated on his wife" after a table dance that got out of control.

"She was in my face, pushing her breasts into me and grabbing my hands to go all over her body," claimed a shaken LeBlanc. He said he later apologized to his model-wife Melissa, mother of his 18-month-old daughter.

Isn't it just awful how those oiled up, half-nekkid broads rub themselves all over guys who are just trying to enjoy their $15 beers? I hear that no matter how many $20 bills you stick in their G-strings, they just keep on coming.

On the bright side, this might actually help ratings of LeBlanc's lame spinoff "Joey." I actually went to a taping of the sitcom last year and was surprised by how rowdy Matt was on-stage. He was cursing a blue streak, "shit this and eff that," whenever he missed a line, which, frankly, was a lot funnier than the scripted stuff. Funny tho -- I always thought COURTNEY COX would be the potty mouth of the six-pack.

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