Monday, March 27, 2006

Josh Tries to Exorcise Fergie!

"Las Vegas" hunk JOSH DUHAMEL has presented his clearly demonic girlfriend, FERGIE, with what else? A $25,000, 14-carat diamond vintage cross!! At the Vegas nightclub Pure this past weekend, Josh thrust the holy weapon at the BLACK EYED PEA succubus during her 31st birthday. Some people might call this a touching birthday gift, but I see it for what it really is, a desperate attempt to drive the unholy demons out of Fergie's "humps." Begone, Satan's spawn!

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At 2:57 PM, Anonymous ilovejosh said...

Fergie is the devil! I hear she has '666' tattooed on her skull.


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