Madonna to Hump Giant $10 Million Crucifix

The great thing about MADONNA is that she always finds new and exciting ways to grind on things onstage. Take this report from WENN: For her new tour, the disco diva is reportedly having a massive blinged-out crucifix made as one of the centerpieces for her "Confessions on a Dance Floor" show. A source claims Madonna will descend to the stage on a glittering disco-ball crucifix, covered with diamonds and Swarovski crystals. The cross is rumored to cost $10 million, and is being constructed at a well-guarded airplane hangar in Los Angeles. According to the source, "It'll create a blinding light, like she's landing on the spaceship from E.T." Now you can't tell me the pop grandma isn't going to try to hump something that large and phallic. Frankly, it wouldn't be a Madge show if she didn't rub her privates on something, and, well, gay, back-up dancers and stripper poles have just become so "been there, done THAT." Thank you, Madonna, for keeping pop music fresh!

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