Thursday, April 20, 2006

Tom to Feed Baby Crazy Religious Formula

Now that baby SURI has landed, PageSix reports that Super OT (or Operating Thetan) TOM CRUISE will be feeding her a special mix of Scientology-approved baby formula: "It's a mixture of barley water, milk and corn syrup." Mmmm, corn syrup -- it does a body good.

For more Tomkat,
Tom on Cannibalism.
Tom is Not a Control Freak
Katie and Tom's Yahoo Blitz.
The Katie Holmes Robot Doll!
Secret Star Scientology Base Uncovered

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At 3:43 PM, Blogger FreeThinker said...

I read that the only sound allowed in the delivery room was the Cocktail soundtrack, on constant loop. ;-)~


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