Website Begs: 'Britney, Divorce, Kevin, PLEASE!'

Apparently people in Arkansas have exceptional taste. A Little Rock DJ named JASON CAGE has started a website called DivorceKevin.com. On this brilliant webpage, among other things, is an all-out competition to guess the correct date of a BRITNEY/FEDERJERK split, a Divorce Kevin petition and names of other non-skanktified stars for Brit to date. For instance, it notes that JESSICA SIMPSON's ex, NICK LACHEY, is now available for the "Toxic" cutie to have the "best sex ever" with. (Jessica officially filed divorce papers on Friday.) The site reads, "Are you sick of seeing the train wreck that is Britney and Kevin? Sign the K-Fed Up Petition, grab your Divorce Kevin gear™ and help Britney remove the boil that is Kevin from herself and her payroll!"

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