Thursday, May 18, 2006

Laughing at the Lindsay, Paris Catfight!


Oh, snap! I actually swore on a stack of True Religion jeans that I wouldn't waste any more pixels on man-handed skank PARIS HILTON but her feud with LINDSAY LOHAN is just getting too funny to resist. You've probably heard about Paris and professional booze-hound BRANDON DAVIS trashing Lindsay in a paparazzi video on TMZ.com, calling her a "firecrotch" and saying other insanely obscene things concerning her red locks and how bad her movies are. (Uh, House of Wax, anyone?) Okay, so pinheads will be pinheads -- but what's funnier is the reason: Apparently Lindsay has been smooching Paris' ex, STAVROS NIARCHOS, all week. And she's also forged some kind of Wonder Twin super-bond with the anti-Paris, NICOLE RICHIE, as evidenced by their catwalk debut last Friday at the "Race to Erase MS" event in Hollywood.



Even funnier, the HOWARD STERN Show folks got wind of the catfight and called these biatches out this morning. Howard said, "If you hated Paris Hilton before, when you see this video you will go out of your mind. I mean, she's an animal."

ARTIE said, "So Lindsay's movie bombed. What are Paris' movies doing?"

Then GARY chimed in, "Brandon's talking about Lindsay's vagina. But we've all seen Paris's vagina. We actually know what it looks like."

Funny how Hollywood is like one big junior high quad, no?

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posted by Roxie @ 11:45 AM

1 Comments:

At 5:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just don’t think it's fair that the duck billed platypus has only 1210 blog links and Paris Hilton has 369,897 they are practically on and the same!!!!!! Try to involve more platypus if you can.

 

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