Thursday, December 01, 2005


Paris's Next Pet? A Tiger!

The Hilton heirhead's obsession with small, furry animals just wont' stop! As reported by The Great Perez Hilton and others, first, she stepped out with various Chihuahuas, then a white ferret and finally a kinkajou, a kind of tree-dwelling varmint that allegedly went wild in a lingerie store and nearly ripped the heiress to shreds! Well, yesterday in NY, she told "The Insider" TV's PAULA FROELICH that for Christmas she wants a "miniature tiger." "They only get like, 100, pounds. They're cute," she said. Pet tigers are hawwtt! Just ask "Siegfried & Roy"'s ROY HORN!

1 Comments:

At 11:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, getting mauled is a small price to pay for being slutty, tan, and exotic! But that tiger is going to need years of therapy.
-Linnea

 

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