Note to Jen Aniston: Keep Your Top On!

Hey, we can't blame JENNIFER ANISTON for wanting to expose her breasts in her own backyard. If I had a rack like that, I'd flash them more than that "freakin' genius" ANNA NICOLE SMITH! But if you're world famous and have paparazzi stalking your every move like Jen does, you might wanna stop sunbathing topless. Or at least stop suing photogs from snapping shots of your two best "friends." Jen lobbed a suit against shutterbug PETER BRANDT last Friday for allegedly shooting her with a telephoto lens from half a mile away. For those of you keeping track, this is not the same guy who scaled a neighbor's 8-foot wall and shot her sunbathing topless in her backyard a couple years ago, or the guy who strolled into her bungalow last year and spooked her assistants before tearing off down the beach. No, the message here is clear. If you wanna see Jen's ta-tas you're going to have to pay big bucks (or at least pay for dinner) -- like VINCE VAUGHN and everyone else.

posted by Roxie @ 10:31 AM